We’ve mounted a search party. Based on my practicum experience with Ashley and her “leadershipity,” I knew Flat Ashley would be a great organizer. To get the search party started I asked her to send an email to Flat Olivia and Flat John to recruit them. Why those two? Well, Flat Olivia is very familiar with Belize and what Flat Lindsey likes to do and Flat John has both emergency response training and 40+ hours of free time a week, at least during last semester.
Flat Ashley: “Did you guys not read my email? C’mon guys! I sent it yesterday and it said ‘search party’! Look, I’ve got my headlamp, flashlight, lost flyers, and my search and rescue safety vest”
Flat Olivia: “All I saw was ‘party.’ I brought accessories and a gift!”
Flat John: “Uh, what email? Olivia told me there would be a party. I thought since I had all this free time I should come up from Argentina. It’s okay guys, I brought cake.”
Flat Ashley: “Well, I do like gifts and cake!”
Flat Olivia and Flat John: “Let’s Get This Party Started!”
You may notice that Flat Rambo is with them. He is a crucial part to this search party. Below you can see a picture of him picking up Flat Lindsey’s scent.
He’s on the trail now…and if anyone can find Flat Lindsey…
Rambo has even enlisted the help of one of his friends in Belize City, Batdog.
It’s great that Flat Rambo and Batdog are on the case, but what are you flatpeople going to do?
Flat Everyone: “We’re going to find our flatfriend!”
Flat Ashley: “Let’s look around the house.”
Flat Olivia: “Not here!”
Flat John: “Not here either!”
Flat Olivia: “I think Julianne has read all these books.”
Flat Ashley and Flat John don’t find Flat Lindsey in the toaster but they do remember fond times during their asset mapping in Leadership for practicum!
Flat Ashley: “Hey Flat John, could you and Flat Olivia check the cabinet for Flat Lindsey?”
Flat John: “You bet we can!”
Flat Olivia: “We checked the cabinet. She’s not there.”
Flat Ashley: “Um. Thanks guys. And no, she’s not in this cabinet either.”
Let’s check back in with Flat Rambo and give these flatkids time to re-evaluate their “strategy.”
Flat Rambo wished he found her with the land crabs. That way he could’ve possibly flatstolen another one. The search continues…
Well, she’s not in the garden either. Good try Flat Rambo. Let’s go see what the other flatsearchers have found.
Flat Ashley: “Dangit you guys! Flat Lindsey is still missing and you all are literally just hanging around!”
Flat John: “Maintaining levity is important for emergency responders. Also, all the flatblood is rushing to my flathead! Woo!”
Flat Olivia: “I LOVE TO CLIMB THINGS!’
Flat Ashley: “Maybe later. I think we should continue the search.”
Flat Olivia: “She’s not here.”
Flat John: “She’s not here either. I’m actually a little surprised by that.”
Flat Ashley: “She’s not in the couch either. I think we need to get the authorities involved. I’ll notify the police.”
“Have you seen this girl?”
7 Comments
July 12, 2009 at 6:26 pm
By far, the best blog ever. I’m starting to think Flat LB was the sane one.
July 12, 2009 at 7:34 pm
loves it
July 13, 2009 at 3:01 am
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July 13, 2009 at 1:31 pm
wow.
THis was the perfect way to start my Monday morning.
You are definately turning up the heat for the blog competitions (although I have gracefully bowed out).
hilarious. thanks.
July 14, 2009 at 8:22 pm
loves it
July 24, 2009 at 10:11 pm
So you pullin a Costanza and leavin on a high note? Figured you pulled off the perfect blog post and thus no longer need to blog?
July 25, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Dude. My computer is the one that pulled the Costanza. That thing is toast. So I ended up in Mexico. I have more posting to do. But am unable. BTW, keyboards in Español are really hard to type on generally but awesome to type ñ,¿, and ¡ on.