November 16, 2009

Update, You Want An Update? I Got Your Update Right Here…

Lack of updates? Lack of readers? Yes and yes. Boy, do I feel like a real blogger. I was aiming to have an update on last Sunday but schoolwork and sunshine won out. No worries, I have three more blog posts rolling around in my head. The weird thing is, none of these upcoming blog posts are about cheeseburgers. Am I jeopardizing my base?

Update on last blog post: The Family Economic Conference was very informative. I was able to sit in on an Arkansas Hunger Relief Alliance annual members meeting. The most interesting part of the meeting was a presentation on a new activity the group is engaging in. It is called “gleaning,” and it is when volunteers collect produce off farmers’ fields. This is the second year that the Alliance has gleaned. Basically, when farmers harvest their fields, they only take the best-looking food and leave tons, literally, of unpicked, perfectly-good produce.

Four Arkansas farmers and the Alliance have partnered together and in the first year approximately 185,000 lbs of fresh produce were collected and distributed. In their second year, 300,000 lbs of food was collected. They’ve collected all sorts of produce including squash, pumpkins, tomatoes, and many other foods. The organizers said that there is so much food on the fields for picking, that you can’t even tell the volunteers have been there post-picking. The picked food goes to distribution sites where it is given to those in need. The food is never sold to honor the partnerships the Alliance has with the farmers. This year, Arkansas prisoners participated in the gleaning process. Best practices for gleaning are being adopted from work in Arizona where millions of pounds of food is now collected every year.

The Arkansas Hunger Relief Alliance invites groups to contact them about volunteer opportunities. Volunteers that collect food can keep the food for their organization and distribute as they see fit just as long as it is never sold. If you’d like to learn more about gleaning or volunteer opportunities, contact me and I’ll forward information onto you.

At this same conference, there was a lunch presentation by Nick Johnson from the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities. What I remember most from his presentation is the slide depicting the anticipated budget shortfalls in 2012 for many state budgets. (I’m typing all of this from memory as my notes are on my desk at DHS.) Since this presentation, budgets for many government agencies have been cut to make up for funding deficits.

Blah. Enough update business. Let’s talk about what is coming up now. Julianne and I are headed up to Northwest Arkansas to speak to a service learning class at Fayetteville High School. I’m curious if I’ll get a light boo-ing by the kids when I tell them I graduated from Springdale High School.

Why are Julianne and I speaking to kids in Fayetteville? Because we met their teacher in Belize and she asked us to speak. It all goes back to Belize, people.

I’m putting more and more group presentations under my belt and I am pumped about that. I can tell that I’m already more accustomed to speaking in front of a group and that I gain at least some small amount of confidence from every experience. By the time my capstone is completed I may not even be able to keep track of the number of group presentations I’ve done. Woot!

Julianne and I will be talking about our public service experiences before coming to the Clinton School, our work during the Clinton School, and what we want to do after we graduate. This Friday night, Julianne and I worked on our presentation and I’m very excited about sharing the information with the “youths.” We’ll be doing two presentations on Monday and headed back to Little Rock the same day so we don’t miss all the Five Year Anniversary festivities going on for the Clinton Presidential Center. Oh yeah, we don’t want to miss class or work either. Yeah…

Julianne will be meeting my family and getting dirt on my childhood. More to come…more to come…

(Lucy is on the road trip as well!)

November 1, 2009

This Is What A Conferencemachine Looks Like

How’s that you ask? Well, last week I did my first ever presentation at the WaTER Conference hosted by the University of Oklahoma’s Water Center. And this week I’ll be going to two more conferences and doubling my number-of-conferences-I’ve-presented-at number. I’ll tell you more about those in a hot minute.

But first, the WaTER Conference was awesome. “WaTER” has crazy capitalization going on because it stands for Water and Technologies in Emerging Regions. This conference focused on international water development work and it took an amazingly interdisciplinary approach. Holy smokes. Some institutions say they are “interdisciplinary,” this place was walking the interdisciplinary walk as it talked the interdisciplinary talk. There were several anthropologists, A LOT of environmental and civil engineers, hydrologists, chemists, agriculture specialists, a writer or two, and the keynote lecturer was Dr. Steve Luby, an infectious disease doctor working for the CDC in Bangladesh.

Dr. Luby, who runs the International Centre for Diarrheal Disease Research said that on his staff, the second most common discipline is anthropology. Yay for applied anthropology! While at the conference, I met an engineering professor who boasted about his school’s applied anthropology doctoral program and it’s interdisciplinary (there’s that word again!) application. The department also works in Central America and the Caribbean—Hey, I’ve been there! I’ve already filed The University of South Florida into my “If I Decide to Further My Education In the Future…” file. This file is getting quite beastly.

There were some cool presentations at the WaTER Conference. For example, I learned about partnerships between NASA , USAID, and universities to use satellite imagining in Africa to predict floods 5 days in advance and droughts 5 months in advance in order to have more proactive and effective relief strategies. Better yet, these partnering groups are working to build in-country capacities so that the monitoring work can be done by their African counterparts. Supergood.

I also learned of a planning activity employed by the University of Maine’s Engineers Without Borders chapter where community members take photos of their community and point out what changes they’d like to see. This strategy reduces the chance for bias because the community members and their responses aren’t influenced by questions crafted by engineers. Supergood.

How did my presentation go? You can learn about that here. If you aren’t into link-clicking, know that it got two thumbs up (times five).

Presentation Title Slide

It's almost like you are there...

Just as a side note, the building where the conference was housed was built in the late 1960’s or the 1970’s and designed by a bold architect. It was like walking around a Kubrick movie set (you know, cause I’ve done that before). I kept expecting lost youth in bowler hats to bust through the doors or for one of the scientists to present an invention of theirs that resembled HAL 9000.*

Tangent in blog post? Check and double check.

What conferences am I going to this week? Oh, the suspense!

I am going to the 2009 Family Economic Security Conference on Monday and Tuesday. I am very, very excited because Nick Johnson from the Center On Budget and Policy Priorities will be there. This is my favorite think tank! Mr. Johnson is the Director of the State Fiscal Project and before coming to the Center he worked on the Senate Agriculture Committee. This is my favorite Senate Committee! Not a joke. At all.** I am smiling right this second. Expect to see me on Monday or Tuesday spinning around the Clinton Library grounds like I am in The Sound of Music.

The second conference I am going to is for my capstone. It is for SNAP management and I’ll be presenting to a group about senior outreach. I am excited about this too and look forward to hearing input from workers ensuring Arkansas’ strong SNAP performance.

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*I love, love, love 2001: A Space Odyssey. How awesome would a HAL 9000 Halloween costume be? CALLED IT! Watching documentaries on Kubrick’s filming makes me want to write screenplays/direct films. Other favorites include: John Hughes, David Cronenberg, and Ivan Reitman. Hey, how ‘bout those 70’s/80’s, huh? I want to write screenplays/direct films + time travel.

**What? You don’t have a favorite think tank or Senate Committee? I don’t even understand that.

August 5, 2009

Billgrimage

Oh. My. God. A timely blog posting on this site. Sure, I’ve got like 3-4 topics that I should post about but DANGIT I’M GOING TO DO SOMETHING TIMELY FOR ONCE. The universe has deemed it so.

And now I present to you:

Lindsey’s First Stop in the Billgrimage

930 California Drive, Fayetteville, Arkansas 727??*

www.clintonhousemuseum.org

I had some free time yesterday so I decided to finally stop by the Clinton’s first home together. This is timely because today a vote is being held to determine whether this site should be added to the National Registry of Historic Places and if it should become a state park**. The house is practically on the UA, Fay campus but it isn’t too well marked and so I had to call my brother mid-trip for directions.

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The house was built in 1837 and the materials cost $150.00. The home was owned by a female newspaper editor, a rarity in those days. Later the home was owned by a man that owned a company that prepared and delivered food to the railroad companies. The food was delivered in big barrels and one day the owner decided that it would be easier to send smaller individual meals. This man was the inventor of the TV dinner and the company was Swanson.

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I never knew Arkansas was the birthplace of the TV dinner.

TV dinner man ended up selling the home to the gentleman that sold it to two people he described as “hippy law students.” The Clintons were actually professors , not students but they did look a little like hippies. See Exhibit A.

Exhibit A

Exhibit A

Bill Clinton*** asked Hillary**** to marry him three times and when he purchased the house for her, she’ll still hadn’t said yes. Eventually, they were married in the living room. She retained her last name and didn’t change until they lived in the Governor’s Mansion.

Living Room

Location of wedding ceremony, living room.

They repainted the kitchen back to the original orange that was chosen by Bill Clinton*****. Here’s a photo of what it looked like when they lived here.

Orange you glad you came?

Orange you glad you came? I imagine this is what AT's residence looks like.

And as usual, it always comes back to chickens with me. See below.

Chickens.

Chickens.

More chickens.

More chickens.

On August 19th (President Clinton’s 63rd birthday!) admission to the Clinton House Museum will be free and President Clinton’s favorite snack will be served, Moon Pies and R.C. Cola. On August 19th (Lindsey Barnett’s 27th birthday!) admission to the Barnett Apartment Museum will be free and Lindsey Barnett’s favorite snack will be served, which is…uh, whatever she has at the time. Hopefully, cheesecake, plain.

More photos:

Kumpuris Lecture Memories

Kumpuris Lecture memories

Clinton for Arkanas.

Clinton for Arkansas.

Let me borrow that top.

Let me borrow that top. Seriously though, nowhere else but Arkansas.

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Arkansas...is a natural.

Female Force.

You know it.

Green.

President Clinton has always been green.

A young Bill Clinton poses for a photograph.

President Clinton and my father could be brothers. The caption reads: "1974 A young Bill Clinton poses for a photograph."

Prof. Clinton

Imagine being an old school S.O.B? (Student of Bill)

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*My shiny new passport says 72701 but that is wrong because that’s Little Rock. Aww, how cute. The phone number is 1-866-Bil-n-Hil. I love when technology and smoochness intersect.

**I hope that is accurate because I just tried to fact check via 1-866-Bil-N-Hil and it didn’t work. Cute is only cute when it is operational.

Her: “What number did you call?”

Me: “1-866-Bil-N-Hil.”

Her: “What number?”

***Since he wasn’t president at the time it seems weird to say President Bill Clinton asked…so I’m just going to say Bill Clinton. Respect.

****See above, insert Secretary of State. Respect.

*****President, again. Respect.

July 30, 2009

San Ign-awesom-o

Hi ya’ll.*

Man, have I got a lot of photos to share. I’ve got some dating back to my wonderful trip in San Ignacio, I do believe. That happened all the way back in late June. Yipesness. If you’d like a refresher, read this blog posting from June 25th. Long story short, San Ignacio is awesome. Below are photos from San Ignacio. I’m working on a posting about my and Julianne’s trip to Lamanai, my trip to Mexico, and my trip back to the place that gives me the warm fuzzies every time I realize that I’m here, Arkansas.

And now, I present to you, San Ignacio:

And Beyond!!!

And Beyond!!!

Imagine this girl's creeped-out factor when I asked her a zillion questions about her school's lavatory

Imagine this girl's creeped-out factor when I asked her a zillion questions about her school's lavatory.

A school's hand washing station.

A school's hand washing station.

Glass doors are tricky. Just ask my dog...and me.
Glass doors are tricky. Just ask my dog…and me.
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A common water feature for schools in Belize, a rainwater collection system.

There are great PSA paintings all over Belize. Some of this can be surprisingly morbid. That said, this one isn't morbid.

There are great PSA paintings all over Belize. Some of this can be surprisingly morbid. That said, this one isn't morbid.

The view of San Ignacio from my hotel...the Hotel Venus. Ooh la la. But not.

The view of San Ignacio from my hotel...the Hotel Venus. Ooh la la. But not.

A sign that says "Lindsey." I later learned that this man was from Little Rock originally.

A sign that says "Lindsey." I later learned that this man was from Little Rock originally.

Cows and palm trees. I'll never get over this.

Cows and palm trees. I'll never get over this.

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Painting party with the Duke students and a Little Rock family.

This is what I painted. It is inspired by the Craboo trees found all over Belize. According to my guide book, their fruits can be "cheese-like" at times.

This is what I painted. It is inspired by the Craboo trees found all over Belize. According to my guide book, their fruits can be "cheese-like" at times.

Deliciousness is found in San Ignacio.

Deliciousness is found in San Ignacio.

This one goes out to Julianne.

This one goes out to Julianne.

This one goes out to the kids that met on Sunday nights for Monday mornings.

This one goes out to the kids that met on Sunday nights for Monday mornings.

This was a desktop wallpaper for a time.

This was my desktop wallpaper for a time.

In a cave. That's about it.

In a cave. That's about it.

Big Rock, the waterfall. This water had teeny-tiny leeches in it and I am not the strongest swimmer. A potentially unfortunate combination.

Big Rock, the waterfall. This water had teeny-tiny leeches in it and I am not the strongest swimmer. A potentially unfortunate combination.

Another journey into the jungle without snakes dropping from trees! I will consider that a success!

Another journey into the jungle without snakes dropping from trees! I will consider that a success!

I shall call him...Barkley.

I shall call him...Barkley. Barkley kinda looks like a sourpuss. Better not make that face anymore or it could freeze. Oh wait.

Whew. Catch ya’ll on the flipside.

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*Quick poll: Is it “ya’ll” or “y’all?” Ms. Wilmot argues that it is “y’all” but I feel that “ya’ll” is more representative of the pronunciation. I just did some secondary data collection on this and most people seem to like the “y’all” way. I feel like “ya’ll” is the embodiment of the populist spirit in spelling. So reader that is avoiding your ever-growing workload, is it “ya’ll,” “y’all,” or are all of them stupid and incorrect and you hate lots of other things that I like?

July 27, 2009

The Perfect Storm

Greetings my observant reader. You may have noticed that I haven’t posted a new blog in a while. Why is that you may ask yourself? Is it because I want to leave you hanging after the Flat Lindsey Search Party Opus? Is it because I’ve forgotten how to speak English? Did I meet a nice Mennonite gentleman in Belize and become his wife, shunning the very technology that has been my rock so many times in the past?

A resounding “NO!” to all of the above. Many factors have led to my web-based dissapearance. The most major of all being the my laptop’s motherboard being all crispy-like inside. What happens when a laptop gets all crispy inside? Well, the screen goes all 80’s on you. The screen turns neon green, pink, or orange (AT!) and wiggles and then shuts down. Last time I turned on my computer the screen didn’t work at all. It was all green with a huge black stripe down the screen. Doomsdayness, kids. Doomsday.*

So I don’t have a computer to create ramblings on. This makes my style of blogging difficult. I am looking into to smoke-signal based blogging. The future is not bright, or smokey.

Why am I blogging now? Because I can use Alejandro’s computer, as I am in Mexico. What am I doing in Mexico you ask? I’m puking in Mexican movie theaters, thankyouverymuchforaskingeventhoughyouareprobablyregrettingbeinginquistiveatthispoint.

I’m hoping to return to Belize tomorrow. I’m going back to Arkansas on July 29th. Yeah! Hopefully (blogwise), I can tie up some loose ends with the Flat Lindsey saga, include some neat-o phot-os, and entertain my bed-ridden Houstonian friend.**

Oy vey, I am not feeling good right now. I’ll continue this later.

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*No worries kids. I back up my docs like a fiend. Olivia and I determined mine, O’s, and Julianne’s mottos. Mine: Just in case. O’s: Just to see. Julianne’s: Just because.

**I’ve invited John to be a guest blogger. He almost took me up on it. He may still with enough input from people. It’s like reviving Tinkerbell or something by clapping. Clap for John Memmer! He is obviously the Clinton School IPSP equivalent to Tinkerbell if I ever saw one. (johnmemmer.wordpress.com)

July 12, 2009

“Let’s Get This Party Started”

We’ve mounted a search party. Based on my practicum experience with Ashley and her “leadershipity,” I knew Flat Ashley would be a great organizer. To get the search party started I asked her to send an email to Flat Olivia and Flat John to recruit them. Why those two? Well, Flat Olivia is very familiar with Belize and what Flat Lindsey likes to do and Flat John has both emergency response training and 40+ hours of free time a week, at least during last semester.

It begins...

Flat Ashley: “Did you guys not read my email? C’mon guys! I sent it yesterday and it said ‘search party’! Look, I’ve got my headlamp, flashlight, lost flyers, and my search and rescue safety vest”

Flat Olivia: “All I saw was ‘party.’ I brought accessories and a gift!”

Flat John: “Uh, what email? Olivia told me there would be a party. I thought since I had all this free time I should come up from Argentina. It’s okay guys, I brought cake.”

Flat Ashley: “Well, I do like gifts and cake!”

Flat Olivia and Flat John: “Let’s Get This Party Started!”

You may notice that Flat Rambo is with them. He is a crucial part to this search party. Below you can see a picture of him picking up Flat Lindsey’s scent.

Flat Rambo picks up the scent

He’s on the trail now…and if anyone can find Flat Lindsey…

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Rambo has even enlisted the help of one of his friends in Belize City, Batdog.

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It’s great that Flat Rambo and Batdog are on the case, but what are you flatpeople going to do?

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Flat Everyone: “We’re going to find our flatfriend!”

Flat Ashley: “Let’s look around the house.”

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Flat Olivia: “Not here!”

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Flat John: “Not here either!”

Flat Olivia: “I think Julianne has read all these books.”

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Flat Ashley and Flat John don’t find Flat Lindsey in the toaster but they do remember fond times during their asset mapping in Leadership for practicum!

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Flat Ashley: “Hey Flat John, could you and Flat Olivia check the cabinet for Flat Lindsey?”

Flat John: “You bet we can!”

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Flat Olivia: “We checked the cabinet. She’s not there.”

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Flat Ashley: “Um. Thanks guys.  And no, she’s not in this cabinet either.”

Let’s check back in with Flat Rambo and give these flatkids time to re-evaluate their “strategy.”

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Flat Rambo wished he found her with the land crabs. That way he could’ve possibly flatstolen another one. The search continues…

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Well, she’s not in the garden either. Good try Flat Rambo. Let’s go see what the other flatsearchers have found.

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Flat Ashley: “Dangit you guys! Flat Lindsey is still missing and you all are literally just hanging around!”

Flat John: “Maintaining levity is important for emergency responders. Also, all the flatblood is rushing to my flathead! Woo!”

Flat Olivia: “I LOVE TO CLIMB THINGS!’

Flat Ashley: “Maybe later. I think we should continue the search.”

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Flat Olivia: “She’s not here.”

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Flat John: “She’s not here either. I’m actually a little surprised by that.”

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Flat Ashley: “She’s not in the couch either. I think we need to get the authorities involved. I’ll notify the police.”

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“Have you seen this girl?”

July 10, 2009

Girl, I Miss You…

Did I do something to hurt her? Did I not keep her corners flat enough? Did she not get to see enough cool stuff?

Happier, more together-er times:

Oh. Olivia just headed out to work and had Flat Olivia in her hand. This hurts.

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“Up-daaaay-te:” I wear a lot of purple.

July 9, 2009

She’s gone…

Two videos for my girl, cause she’s gone. Oh why? Oh why?

I don’t know if she prefers mustached Hall and Oates or not…so here’s both.

I saw Hall and Oates last summer. They were with Kool and the Gang. It was awesome.

I miss her.

July 8, 2009

This must be how [insert character from Lifetime movie here] felt…

Missing Flat Lindsey

June 25, 2009

Moving, Mastication, Melees, Mayans, and Movies

I am now in San Ignacio, Belize. It close to the Guatemalan border. The best way to describe San Ignacio is as the Belizean version of Eureka Springs. Relaxed locals, happy tourists, tight streets, lots of little shops, and pleasant vibes abound. I don’t know if there are any “haunted” hotels or not. My dad can tell you some stories about the Basin Park in Eureka Springs. Interestingly, as I type this “1408” is on one of my 120 multicultural cable channels.*

My first night in town was spent at Erva’s with a group of kids. Erva’s is a restaurant that doesn’t play around. I am tagging along with some Duke University students working on a summer camp project with Peacework, as part of their school’s service learning component, Duke Engaged. Erva taught us all how to make stewed chicken, rice and beans, a vegetable salad, and fried plantains.

I love learning about foodways. “What the heck is a foodway,” you ask. Well, basically, it’s everything that has to do with the production, preparation, cultural knowledge, practices, and whatnot of food. Foodway studies are awesome…and delicious. When learning about how to cook stewed chicken, I started to ponder if cross-contamination was a cultural construct overlaid upon a biological fact. Erva was tasting the seasoning on her not-yet-cooked chicken and was taken aback when no one agreed to join her. I’m all for immersion but I don’t fool with foul.

I love fried plantains. For the uninitiated, plantains are like the spawn of bananas and potatoes. I think they are served only fried and this is just fine with me. According to the Duke students, Erva makes the best French toast and fry jacks. I’m going to do a little primary data analysis on that. Apparently, Erva makes her own French bread with coconut milk.

We had some company during our cooking session and dinner. A group of Canadian anthropology (archeology) students are in town working at a Mayan ruin site. There was also a retired anthropology professor and his wife, a retired dance instructor. This couple has been living in Belize since 1992 full-time. They live on a large ranch and their set-up sounds amazing. I asked if they grew their own fruit and they said, “Yes, we counted once…and we grow 70 different kinds.” Damn. They have horses on their 150 acre ranch and an 80,000 water tank used to store rainwater that has to last throughout the year. Much like some people I know back in Arkansas, the couple proudly proclaimed that they “live off the grid.” They’ve got solar panels supplying all of their power because there is no electric service in their area.

They recalled that when they first came to this region of Belize, there were few trucks and hitching posts were out front of all the stores as horses where the main mode of transportation. They’re fond of calling this portion of Belize “The Wild West.” All of this is in 1992 people. According to the professor, the population has tripled since their arrival. The phonebook for the entire country of Belize was 12 pages. Unfortunately, they also talked about Guatemalan banditos that come over and cause some trouble.

I heard an interesting story where a Belizean town banded together against a gang of banditos. The professor had said that four banditos had attacked a family’s grandparents with guns, during the brawl their grandchild came over, saw the struggle and was able to run back across the street to his parents’ house notifying them. During the fight, the grandmother chopped off one of the banditos hands with a machete. The grandmother was shot dead. All four of the banditos then left the house and headed back to the Guatemalan border. The dad of the child heads to a town approaching the Guatemalan border. There he tells the people what happened and they get their guns. Three of the banditos go to that town. Lefty has bled out and died on the way. There is a shootout in the town, one of the banditos dies, another escapes, and one is captured. The one that is captured, let’s call him Lucky, is tried, convicted, and executed in 30 minutes. My jaw dropped at this point in the story…for the second time. The professor said that in some parts of Belize, Mayan law is still viable and legitimated. Woah. How’s that for cultural relativism? Texas is actually looking a little more rehabilitative to me in light of that story.

I suppose the phrase that will stay with me the most from this exchange is the professor’s tidy summation that he got from one of his Belizean friends, “In Belize, you can have an extraordinary life, for a high price.”

Today I tagged along as some of the students were dropped off at the different schools where they work. One of the schools had no children present. We learned that the school has been without water for several days and the children were instructed not to come today because it was too dangerous crossing the highway for water. There’s no water because the water pump for the entire town is broken. The school facilities were impressive. There was a little girl and her brother present. I asked the girl about her school’s bathrooms, hand washing facilities, and water access. I think that might have been the first time she was ever asked. She said that when there is water, the bathrooms are very nice and it is easy to wash your hands. Good news. When I first met the Duke students, one of my early questions was, “How’s the bathrooms and water at the school where you work?” What kind of social worlds am I making?

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*One day in Belize City, I came across a pirated version of “The Hangover” being broadcast on cable. I’m pretty sure this is still in the theatres. It was obviously recorded in a theatre. From the booming sound, I suspect it was recorded in a Belizean theatre. I wonder if my traveler’s insurance covers hearing tests. That would be a prudent step close to my departure. Belize likes it LOUD.

Oh lord, you have got to be kidding me. I’m editing my post and changing channels and I’ve now stumbled across “Transformers 2” with Russian lettering popping up on the screen everyone once in a while. This. Is. Simply. Too. Much.